The World’s Worst Bride

I’ve worked really hard at wedding planning this week. I truly have. I’d have gotten a lot further with it too, it’s just that I find it much easier to waste several hours pinning Hell Bunny dresses to my Pinterest Wish List, or, you know, looking up every outfit Zooey Deschanel has ever worn. Basically, both [...]

Sequins for St Pat

Happy Late St Patrick's Day Everyone! I'm not Irish. Not even a tiny bit 'Plastic Paddy'. I don't really celebrate St Pat's at all. Ok, I'll stop and watch the parade if I happen to be in the neighbourhood (though that's unlikely because, hello? THE PUBLIC. In much bigger numbers than usual. Drunk. And wearing [...]